peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

artistic-motion:

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

^^^thanks for the clarification

artistic-motion:

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
Either way, keep safe, friends. 

^^^thanks for the clarification

My bitch ass is taking a bath and is on tumblr at the same time. smh
Anonymous asked: i wanna see your nipples

Well tough shit cuz you’re not gonna get a chance to.

Anonymous asked: Whats your zodiac sign?

Leo.

Anonymous asked: are you a catfish

No

Anonymous asked: have you ever considered buying a sex toy

Yes.

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

dealbo:

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

you ate people